In January 2011, my friend John sent me a chat message asking if I knew what it takes to make a Twitter bot. I confessed that I didn’t know the specifics, but that I supposed it couldn’t be too tricky. He explained his idea to me: a bot that would teach Americans to use metric units. It would find tweets using imperial units and kindly point out that they could use the equivalent in metric.
By the time, I hadn’t done any programming on the web so learning the Twitter API and a suitable programming language seemed like a hurdle too high. However, we knew of Twitterfeed so we thought if we could just construct a feed with the tweets we wanted to send we would be able to use that service to put them on Twitter.
At this point, John introduced me to Yahoo! Pipes - a visual editor for feed remixing. Pipes has since been shut down by Yahoo!, presumably because the number of users willing to learn programming without learning a real language is limited.
Pipes had some really powerful features, including regular expressions. My solution was basically to use the search feed for “inch” as my source and then run a regular expression looking for numbers followed by the unit. I could then pull the number and convert it to metric equivalent. After that it was just a matter of assembling a suitable response and piping it to the output feed. Pipes could accept GET parameters so I reused the same pipe for a few other units including miles and yards.
John set up Twitterfeed and registered the handle @metricbot. We collectively decided on the name and bio. We chose to name the bot A-L Lavoisier after Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier, one of the founders of the metric system. In the bio, we referenced the loss of the Mars Climate Orbiter in 1999 due to one piece of software talking in US customary units and another piece of software expecting those results to be in metric units.
There was one obvious limitation with our implementation, namely that both Pipes and Twitterfeed had rate limitations which meant we could only send a handful of responses once in a while. This turned out to work in favour of the bot since it would probably have been banned for spamming much earlier had it not been limited in this way.
Our bot ended up running from 15 January 2011 to 2 May 2011 when it was suspended.During those months, we managed to upset a large number of Americans (especially Texans) and a few occasional Brits.